This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)

DISCONTINUED "Luke has gone out" "Luke your right here in front of me" "I'm not Luke. Like I said, he's gone out." or Lukes' DID (dissociative identity disorder) or MPD (multiple personality disorder) ,which ever suites you best, returns right before going on tour with his band 5 Seconds of Summer.

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

by the fourth of july the children had died ranked #65 mystery / thriller 8.8.14

book ONE This isn't a diary. It's a journal. Only girls do "Diarys". I'm a boy so technically its a journal. Does the name "Journal" go with a book that has a pink cover with purple fuzz lining it? I mean, I could easily cross out the curly words that light up when you press a button that read 'Diary'. All I have to say is thanks Calum for picking me out such a fantastic journal.

"7:15, that's our time."

40 YouTuber kidnapped and forced to fight for their life including Pewdiepie, Grace Helbig, Jenna Marbles, Shane Dawson, Sky Does Minecraft, Tyler Oakley, Zoella and more. Sancia DuPont is a very narcissistic, self-absorbed, spoiled teenager. Since she has discovered the world of YouTube, she has wanted to be at the top of it, like everything else she has set her eyes on, but there is one thing that stands in her way and that is a bunch of other people who are already at the top. So out of spite and jealousy, she kidnaps 40 beauty gurus, vloggers, bloggers, gamers and entertainers off YouTube and tricks them into signing their life away into a high-tech Hunger Games arena where they all must fight and kill each other until one living YouTube personality remains after she conducts interviews, parades and training. Nothing can stop her from chucking her most expensive tantrum yet.