(I am no good at descriptions gahh! This is my first fanfic type thing so I bet it'll suck absolute arse when it's finished lmao) Constantly fighting,the first beings of the Earth are in a looped war zone. There is no way to stop them from fighting at all. But, one of them wants to stop it all. For good. Yet, these fights are natural. They are meant to happen-but the balance is wobbly and shaky, it just can't control itself. To destroy the balance for good, killing them both off? Or create a new balance altogether, starting a new era of time? The choice is their fates to decide.

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.