One-shot. A lazy evening in the CBI office as the agents decide that sitting around doing nothing is no way to wait for a case. Jane's mischievous, yet childish, ways are brought to light and the team find themselves in various situations. There's general chatter and occasionally flirting, but maybe the consultant can take things a little too far?

An acrostic poem on The Mentalist. It involves things on the production of the show and the Red John storyline.

Elle is my best friend and I love her so much! I'm dedicating this book to her, @95lb_of_fat (Fan her). She is one of the most amazing people in my life. I want her to know how amazing she is! I wish to motivate her to go forward and live a life of fun moments that she will never forget! I love you Elle and don't you ever forget that!

A child's plea to be heard.

What the title says - your average rant about everything.

READ ME, AND YOU SHALL BE SHOWERED IN ...... uh... SOMETHING YUMMY! (I'll even throw in an umbrella haha :P) A cute little story from that crazy amazing life of mine. Better than a reality TV show! HAHAHA yes with all the demented birds planning their attack and the raindrops possessed by evil leprechauns! Hehe. :)

A Mentalist fic, written about one of my all-time favorite ships, Agent Wayne Rigsby and Agent Grace Van Pelt.

A poem from the mind of Patrick Jane(The Mentalist) whilst he listens to Red John's song, Prelude in C Major(Bach), which is being played by the killer's blind, former lover, Rosalind Harker.

/ ' men-tə-list/ noun. Someone who uses mental acuity, hypnosis and/or suggestion. A master manipulator of thoughts and behavior. "Bleeding Love" is about the chemistry of Mentalist duo, Patrick Jane and his 'boss'(Whoever watched The Mentalist, never mind) Teresa Lisbon. And it speaks about the thoughts going on Jane's mind, about love. "The Psychic with the Vest" is a story-telling poem. I don't wanna ruin that thrill. You are welcome to read it on your own :D And, well, there's more than that, right? Poems always depend on the reader. They can be molded in different perspectives, and thats the best part, thinking!

*Episode1* A Mentalist fan fiction which goes deep into the minds of CBI homicide agents. Including Patrick Jane(The Mentalist), Teresa Lisbon and the rest of the team. They are solving a murder involving Red John, the evil serial killer that brutally slaughtered Patrick's wife and daughter.