"you get no bitches." -- "oh yeah? wanna try me? [𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗮𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸] ⚠️ includes light swearing ⚠️ gender neutral reader ©𝗹𝘂𝗸𝗮𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 : 𝟬𝟮.𝟮𝟭.𝟮𝟯 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 : 𝟬𝟳.𝟬𝟲.𝟮𝟯

serendipity (n): finding something good without looking for it

redamancy: the act of love in return

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

Pauline was your typical college student. Working two minimum wage jobs, living on her own, and volunteering at a homeless shelter that hosts monthly drag shows. Her life was normal until she met the bad boy, Axel S. Smith, known as the creepy, quiet critter who's cold-hearted. Axel Smith is your average cold, bad boy who sleeps around, but that's for Pauline to find out. What happens when they're partnered up for a project and they start to discover the truth about each other? Will their love prevail or will outside forces destroy their kindling romance? This story is purely for fun and jokes lolzzz status: ongoing (new chapters every saturday/sunday) Highest Rankings: #4 drew phillips (mar. 14, 2022) #4 steve buscemi (mar. 17, 2022) #5 cakes (jan. 24, 2022) #6 pen15 (mar. 26, 2022) #40 emma stone (jan. 24, 2022) #70 cha eunwoo (jan. 24, 2022) #73 collegestudent (mar. 14, 2022) #81 irene bae (mar. 17, 2022) #93 lily collins (jan. 24, 2022) NO TRANSLATIONS ARE ALLOWED

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."