If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Just so you know, this is going to be a side story to BookWorm501887's Camp Half-Blood's New Recruits. This story will have extra chapters that weren't mentioned in the book. Thanks for stopping by. BTW, this is my first story, but I know what I'm doing (partially) because I'm actually the one who writes the chapter's for Katrina Gardener, so go check out BookWorm501887's story. Please don't hate! I do not own any Percy Jackson references or Camp Half-Blood. Characters: Ethan Gates, Katrina Gardener, George the Cyclops, Taylor Wilson, Meghan Jackson, Casey Stoll, and Charlie Castellan, Dark Gardener, And a few others. There will be some swearing. Sorry. If your fine with that.... Read On! I am awesome and I know. JK. JK about JK-ing. Or am I?

I don't know how to explain this in a way that would make me sound any less insane, so I won't even try. We're being attacked by chicken ladies; otherwise known as harpies. But here's the thing. There's a slight problem. Harpies are, uh... Fictional. Non-existent. Magical creatures. Take your pick. At least, that's what I had thought. And so the mythical tale of a ragtag group of losers begun, and I was in the midst of it. *this book is bad, I'm warning you* *updates are completely random and short