Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Grief-stricken over the death of the boss who was like a father to her, Olivia Bailey is left to deal with the aftermath--the arrival of his dashing but estranged son, Pierce Alexander. But she can't stand him and he doesn't trust her. Will working for the new CEO remain to be an impossible task? *** Olivia Bailey might be plain and boring, but she's content with her current lifestyle, working for the kind but lonely old man who owns Alexander Corporation. But his untimely death flips her simple life upside down. Now, she must deal with his estranged son, the heir to his business empire, together with the growing feelings building up between them. Will Olive manage to bear the pressure and issues cropping up along the way--or is this too much to ask? Disclaimer: This story won The Wattys 2014 People's Choice Award. Cover Design by Ashley Marie Bandy

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has looks, wealth, power, and women. He travels in his private jet to negotiate business deals all over the globe. His godly looks and reserved attitude makes seems to pull women in. With just a snap of his fingers, he can get everything he's ever wanted. Everything except Sophia Castello. [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Karen Roberts

Taylor Swift is your average everday girl next door, but she does have some secrets she holds close to her. She refuses to talk to anyone about her true feelings. That is until new roommate Harry Styles comes along. After he and his mother Anne move in with Taylor and her mother Andrea, things start to take a turn. Will Harry unravel what Taylor holds deep inside? Or does he have some secrets of his own?

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

"My Mama hates me. She's jealous of me. She hates me. She hates me." Read at your own caution. This is a dark story.

Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift had finally made their way into the fame realm causing them to dramatically drift apart. They occasionally read about each other in the tabloids or made small talk at award shows but that was all that was left to their once fire filled romance. That is until one night in Paris changes everything.

Secret Identity (Haylor) We all do very well know Harry Styles, the charming brunette mop of curls with green eyes. And who doesn't know that he's in the band One Direction? But do people know something they don't? What they don't know is that when he doesn't do his band duties, he's part of the mobs of paparazzi's. Yes, paparazzi. Those who bug you, takes candids of you 24/7, and especially those who make up stories about you when you're in a relationship. He's not just any pap, he's a pap who follows the one and only Taylor Swift, his ex girlfriend. Harry has no doubt that he's in love with her. Their breakup is something he regrets truly. He dated the most amazing woman in the world and they let it all go. Like a pap, he stalks her. Not for made up stories, but for love. He thinks that the only way to see Taylor is for him to see her. Taylor is unaware of all this of course. But could Harry keep this secret from her together with his secret identity?