"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

a collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014

These are basically just random facts I know about Melanie. **Sorry if any facts are repeated** Cover made by @halseysbabe

Phil is an ordinary guy with an ordinary life. Nothing very special about him, he's just normal. But it all changes when, on the weirdest day of his life, he meets the very quiet and recluse, Dan Howell. He's different. Phil doesn't usually do different, but something about Dan makes him want to try it. But when he's pulled into a world he didn't even know existed, he doesn't know if his choice was such a smart one. Because, there's a reason Dan is different. And it might not be so good.

Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

You asked me if I was okay. I said yes. Why did I say yes, Dan?

ソードアート・オンライン WELCOME TO SWORD ART ONLINE On November 6, 2022, the launch of Sword Art Online changed 10,000 players' lives forever. This is the story of two of them. (Phan fanfiction based on the manga/anime Sword Art Online.)

Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)