"isn't this a girls store?" "y-yeah..I'm just getting something for my sister."

❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞ ❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞ or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.

it all started with kik. then it all ended with a kiss. {COMPLETED} fem!calum strong language depression lowercase intended

"You're kinda cute" "Which kind of cute? The 'oh my god I want to pinch your cheeks!' type of cute or the 'I would make out with you so hard' type of cute because my goal in life is to be both of those" or the one where Calum is kinda cute and Michael never realized it until now.

Every Friday, a boy comes into Hood's Coffee shop crying. Calum just wants to know why.

❝ I'm 100% sure I'm anything but straight, ❞ A boy who believes he's completely straight and a boy who has a crush on him. COMPLETED NOVEMBER 7TH 2014 ©All Rights Reserved unusophobia 2014 #968 in fanfiction - 29/07/15 #669 in fanfiction - 25/10/15 [cover contest winner @merplikeapig]

Dear Calum Hood, Notice me or I'll kill myself. Your biggest fan, Michael Clifford

Michael starts teaching at a school for his university course, he was on his last year of being a student at University making him a 'Student Teacher' "Im Mr. Clifford and ill be teaching you for the year" "Can we call you Mr. Sexy" Michael looked up to see who said that and made eye contact with a boy who dressed different to everyone else. Teacher! Michael Student!Fem! Calum

Meet Calum Hood: Tumblr famous, gay bassist. He knows everyone and everything to know about the Internet. He likes to make short little covers on YouTube in black and white on his lap top, and he's quite proud of his 15 thousand subscribers. But he's even more fond on his 2.2 million tumblr followers, you could say he was the 'it boy' of tumblr. He owned 30+ flower crowns and hundreds if band tees. (Some of which he didn't even know if it was actually a band. The shirt just looked really cool) So it was a normal day, and on his dashboard one Tuesday night, a boy reblogged his post. His name was Michael Clifford. Who knew one itty bitty note would change everything. I guess you could say, it started with a band Based off of the song Collar Full by Panic! At the disco. Coming soon.

"hola mi nombre es calum" "are you taking the piss?"