starting over my old book (The Pinecone Diaries) hopefully less cringe and more voltron [Nutrition Facts] 80% memes 10% self-hatred 8% good things 36% curse words 95% me complaining 60% jokes 7% bullet journal updates 8% drawings (paper and digital) honestly, don't eat the book

a collection of fluffy phan one-shots, all 100% written by me. leave prompts in the comments or pm me.

"And let's say I fall in love with you, what's in it for you?" "Good karma." "For breaking my heart?" "For proving you have one." {or the one where they make a bet about who will fall in love first} STARTED - 02/08/16 COMPLETED - 23/03/17

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

see how messed up my brain is! a book of random shit i can't put anywhere else.

"I'm straight!" "The only straight you are is a straight up liar." {or the one featuring punk!phil and pastel!dan} STARTED - 07/02/17 COMPLETED - 29/10/17

I don't even know anymore... my brain is a mess and so is my life (xddd funny meme) kill me now

Eh, We rage a lot. *Cuss words will be used.

You want to know something about me? Well, that would be the first time... ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ I'm Zane. As some may call me, a nerd. A loser. Unwanted. My father is a corrupted jerk who doesn't care about anyone but himself. My older brother is fairly... odd, but he at least cares- or seems to care about me. Basically, everything is going to H-E- double hockey sticks- That is, until I met her. The one who saved me from my father. The one who saved me from my inner demons. The one who saved my heart. (Written By: @-silvally_eclipse)