I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

This is the reason why I did this book: Dragons are great lovers of riddles, and see them as intellectual and linguistic challenges. But remember: dragons will probably know the ancient riddles. So do not ask them the Riddle of the Sphinx if you are in danger, for they will answer it too easily. An angry dragon may be pacified by a riddle challenge-accepting the outcome of the riddle contest. The old master riddlers often used to disguise their riddles as nursery rhymes, knowing that in this way they would be passed through the generations. In this book I have listed some riddles that may be in use in times of need. The rules are simple. Ask a riddle in turn until one of you cannot answer. The challenger goes first. Perplex your adversary and you will gain the upper hand! From the book "Dragonology", Candlewick Press, publishers of rare & unusual books. [All rights reserved] CREDIT TO THE DRAGONOLOGY BOOK AND THE WEBSITES USED IN THIS BOOK. Solve them, if you're up for it... @TheFallOutBoyPhoenix and @_MusicMuse_ are both the official ghosts haunting this book so beware of them