Star Wars fan fiction that reimagines the familiar saga in surprising and fascinating ways.

A war between worlds, a war between brothers...Years ago the Danab came to Earth seeking to reclaim it. Humanity resisted, but the conflict didn't end, it only escalated. One family became torn apart by it. This is their story.

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.