Phil, admittedly, has a small problem when it comes to noticing things. It's a weakness of his, he'll admit. He's always been oblivious to the small messages on his coffee cup, up until now anyway, which raises the question: how long has his barista been writing bad pickup lines on his cup? /Inspired by an au on Tumblr/

Before you start reading could I please point out how punny my story cover is Literally it's a gun with ONE SHOT GUYS LAUGH OKAY I'M FUNNY

a bunch of one shots about danisnotonfire and amazingphil :) feel free to request one! 3/8/16 update: been out of the fandom for four years now but I'm trying to write more again so i guess i can try to take requests? no guarantees it will be fulfilled, but message me or comment with ideas <3

PHAN ONE SHOTS! READ AHEAD! *traffic guard gesturing you forward*

*Requests closed and no longer wtiting* Random Phan oneshots that I write! (Usually around midnight) Nothing above heated kisses. But many oneshots do involve two males in a relationship/kissing, so if you're not in to that stuff, just don't read it.

Just a collection of oneshots, mostly fluffy :)

Just a collection of phan one shots ~Ash&Mandy RolePlay All Rights Reserved Copy Right 2015 ©

Just a bunch of fluffy Phan oneshots that I write in my spare time! I'm open to suggestions, just DM me! No smut( haha ikr not anymore) I don't write that in case my parents find and read this. Enjoy!

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx

Just a collection of phan one shots. All 100% written by me, and which you should 100% read. (It's mostly angst I'm warning you). Requests greatly welcomed.