"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Chip Honeycutt has a girly name. That's not the problem; his real problem is hiding the fact that his family owns a bakery. And that he loves to bake. What will happen when a new guy comes along and finds out his secret? Will he tell everyone? Or will he keep it? © 2015 by theCuppedCake. All rights reserved.

"THE TRADITION!" In Richmond High, there has been a tradition that always happen every year at the month of May. Everyone in their senior year gets an opportunity to be drawn and whoever gets pick will be the luckiest student in school. This 'lucky student' can act like a King or a Queen for the whole month of May doing whatever he or she likes. They get free lunch, no homework, and they can even skip class whenever they want for the entire month. They even get a 'SLAVE' of their own, who will be drawn from the box too. For the past years, a lot of students who got pick took advantage of this but some find it stupid, like Andrea. Andrea Carson is a shy, quiet, nerd, boring type of girl. She always hides behind her books not caring about the world until the tradition happened. Unfortunately, Andrea is pick to be the 'SLAVE' of the one and only bad boy, Ryder Collins, who is the 'lucky student' for this year. What will happen with the both of them? Is it true that opposite attracts or is it just the saying? Did fate and destiny brought them close together? What's going to happen when Andrea starts to see who the real Ryder is? What will happen when danger approaches Andrea and the only reason she gets in danger is because of Ryder? Read and find out about Andrea and Ryder's adventure together.... Well, just wish them good luck. *ATTENTION* Not edited so please don't complain about wrong grammars, spellings or punctuations. Completed on February 25, 2016

Being cheated on is the worst feeling ever. When I called my best friend Kyrn and told her what happened between me and Brett, she came over straight away. I always told her that I wished I would find a man that would love me and not just want sex all the time like most guys do. It turns out, that I would be getting my wish tonight. Tonight was the night that my best friend and I were kidnapped from my house by sexy Greek god kidnappers. Highest ranking: #1 in Werewolf

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

Trisha Smith is an ordinary 16-year-old girl who attends in Winford Elite High School. Almost all of the students there are filthy rich and one of them is her best friend, Nathan Parker, who she secretly loves. But things change when the school's, Hottest and Most Wanted Guy, Joshua Carter, approaches Trish and asks her to be his pretend girlfriend in order to make Alexis, the school's Queen Bee, jealous. This school year for Trish might be a whole lot different as she shifts from a nobody to probably the next big thing. Will Trish be able to get over her love towards Nathan? Will Josh and Trish develop a mutual feelings for each other? What will happen if destiny played with their hearts and they ended up in an arrange marriage? SEQUEL ON THE MAKING... PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AFTER YOU HAVE READ THIS :)

My name is Julie Quinn and I've been a New Yorker all my life. Life was good. I was swamped with work doing a job that I loved and I was dating the best boyfriend I'd ever had the pleasure to. I have always been a strong-willed and independent woman - or as my best friend puts it "control freak" - and even more after the accident, but what happened on the eve of my 30th birthday was enough to bring down Wonder Woman.

Lexie Greene has always had such a pretty face. Unfortunately, that's where it seemed to stop. She's grown up hearing her Mother constantly remind her that she needs to lose weight. And twenty-two-year-old Lexie knows she's overweight. With her younger sister's wedding on the horizon and a crush to stalk on Facebook, Lexie's had enough. She gives up her constant daydreams about food and joins a dieting group. As the pounds melt away at the gym, she finds that life on the other side of junk food isn't what she thought. Bon Bons to Yoga Pants is an inspirational hit about a girl coming to terms with herself, and her past, all while navigating a world of food and fitness.