RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

A collection of (smut free) one-shots written by me :D I write het shots only if I want to. So if that pisses you off, please kindly piss off

One Direction Preferences!!! These pereferences are written by me and a friend on Quotev. If you want the link message me. Follow me on Tumblr: crissc0flerr I'm going to start updating the preferences there as well :)

Harry has a secret. A secret he doesn't want anyone to know because he is afraid that they will treat him differently. He's tired of the rumors, stress, and everything else that comes with being famous. Sometimes he just wants to give up. What happens though when Louis, his best mate, finds out that he is anorexic and self harms? Will Louis judge him, ignore him, or help Harry find a way out from his addictions? *TRIGGERING*

It's the end of One Directions' world tour, and the boys are ready to head back home, to record the new album. But five girls enter their lives when they get back, and their recording break changes completely.

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Vicki Pierce is dying of lung cancer. She is advised to go to Switzerland for 6 months to get good treatment, but what does she do with her 3 year old daughter, Alice? Vicki decides that it is about time Alice gets to know her father, Niall Horan. Find out what happen's when Niall finds out he has a daughter, When management find out and Will Vicki get better or will Niall have to raise Alice on his own?

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