Mankind is evolving. Some love it, some fear it. Some embrace it, some envy it. For Zoey, the evolution of man has always been in the darkest part of her closet. A place no one touches. Only her family knew of her secret, and her stepfather never let the fact that Zoey was different disappear. But with mankind evolving, Zoey will soon figure out her own evolution is about to change more than she wants it too.

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

I'll give you a hint as to what this book is about. (Its Tumblr.)

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

What happens when friends don't turn out to be who you thought they were?

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

A place where you're born with the name of your soulmate tattooed in your wrist. You couldn't tell anyone the name you had on your wrist it was against the law.

This is, like the title says, a book of random rants and raves. I'll probably add jokes and sayings and book quotes and bible verses, but I'm really just kinda going to say all the things I want to say in my head. If you want to read this, go ahead. I can tell it will be really random. Warning: extreme randomness or occasionally feels and whatnot ahead

What do you think would happen if you started seeing glimpses through your soulmate's eyes, knowing you're due to meet them in a week? [Book #1 of The Soulmate Series] © felicitate | 2015

Wishes aren't granted by faeries. A short story based of a Welcome To Nightvale tweet.