Spencer Reid values his mind; with an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and the ability to read twenty thousand words per minute, who wouldn't? But when he is struck with amnesia and loses all of his memories (thanks to a sadistic man with a weird fascination with Reid), Spencer is plunged into a world of confusion, anger, and self-pity, leaving him to wonder, "Who am I?" *This is a Criminal Minds fan fiction! Therefore the rating is PG because the show deals with serial killers and contains violence, murder, and some crude language*

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

So i was playing a pokemon game and i found a muk and you know what i said "OH FUCK A MUK"

An extraordinarily lucky man is blasted into space and killed in a freak accident, only to be revived nine apocalypses later to find himself one half of the last remnants of humanity. Now he and a woman from this strange future must travel through time in order to escape from an intergalactic zoo run by shapeshifting bugs, passing through all the really good ends-of-the-world along the way. Now a featured story!