a story in which calum applies to be the world's first ever male playboy bunny and ashton is the culprit who accepts him into the industry. {lowercase intended} * * * * * [warning: boyxboy, girly!calum, pining, explicit smut] © 2015 by emma (twinkcalum), all rights reserved.

" in 2010, police arrested a 31 year old man for hacking into young women's computers and spying on them. according to the fbi, the hacker would use malicious code to infect and control the computers of his victims. he would search and download explicit images, then use them to manipulate the women to get more material. " based on a true story

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

"fag!" "freak!" "queenie." "did you just call me queenie?" "yes babe, you're my queen."

❝she left me, hello princess❞ or in which Ashton texts the wrong number (began October 2014-on hold)