" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

Dan Howell is popular at his school. But he's not the mean popular type. He's nice. The mean girls are his problem. Always trying to get him in bed at parties. His boyfriend, Phil Lester is in the exact same situation at his school. Dan lives in London. Phil lives in Manchester. They've been dating for two years after being internet friends. They meet each other every second Saturday of the month. Will the mean girls at their seperate schools get too much to handle? Dan and Phil have no problem coming out. Their parents already know. They just don't see the point of coming out if they don't go to the same school. What will happen to get all the girls off their backs when they get too annoying? Trigger warnings: mentions of self harm and bullying, the chapters with that content will have a warning so you can stay safe before you read.

"respond to pm you little shit." "i dont even know u gtfo" "then why did you accept my request?" "bc ure hot" i wrote this when i was legit 13 its so ugly -JEALUHS©️ 2015

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

dan✨: my names blurryface and phil: i care what you think dan✨: i think we'll be great friends /this book has no plot/

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

"I can't even think straight. For your own sake, just let me walk away." "But.. I need you. Please, please, stay." The third and final instalment in the 'ASL?' series. I highly recommend you read 'ASL?' and 'Dear Diary' before reading this.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)