Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

THE WIELDER CHRONICLES, BOOK 3. Kai Dare - son of the Fire Wielder, the boy with eyes of flame and power beyond the imagination of many. The Ender Dragon's Child - a girl twisted by hate, vengeance and madness; a girl who will do anything to fulfil her mission to gain what the Dragon ordered her to bring back - The Dark Blade, the ultimate source of power that even Notch can't control. But Kai has the Blade. And he'll do everything possible to keep it from her. If the Ender Dragon were to have the sword it would mean the end of humanity. To defeat the Child would be to defeat the Dragon. But how do you kill something that's even stronger than Herobrine was? Herobrine's Legacy - The Finale of the Trilogy.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

[Zeus x Hera] (Note: Rake is an old term for player) For thousands of years, the Queen of the Gods has put up with her philandering, arrogant, conceited and uncaring husband. She became known as a jealous and vindictive queen. But turning your husband's mistresses into a cow was justified, right? But what happens when she reaches the end of her rope? Hera, the Queen of the Gods who also happens to be the Goddess of Marriage decides that she's had enough. She leaves Zeus and all of Olympus behind so that she could go to the Mortal Realm and experience a different kind of life. She reinvents herself and finally gets to do the things she longed to do. Finally, she was free! But as they say: you don't realize what you have until it is gone. Zeus, the King of the Gods, wants Hera back in his life. This time, he decides to turn all his charms to wooing his wife and gaining her back. But will Hera be his wife and queen again? Will she be able to change the set ways of the King of the Gods and reform the rake in him? ***Credits to @DarkLeague for the cover***