Like Steven universe? Like funny memes? This book is for you!!

Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

Claire Galaxy is a half human girl, with a jade embed in her back between her shoulder blades. The daughter of Jade, a gem who was once a Crystal Gem along side Rose Quartz, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, Claire has been on Homeworld since she was born. Now 12, Claire has been trapped in a Homeworld prison since the age of 5. Every day, she would try to escape, each attempt ending in failure, followed by punishment. Finally, 2 months before her 13th birthday, she finally escapes, stealing a ship. But then, she finds herself trapped on Earth. Badly injured with no where to go, she manages to drag herself into a strange, person sized hole, then blacks out. When she awakes, she finds herself in a small little room. She finds herself learning from a boy and his guardians, as they learn from her. But to keep her new friends and her secret, how far will she go to keep them from learning the truth, and to keep them from being caught in the crossfire of her battle against Homeworld?

What happens when two boys want the same girl? What happens when Prom comes up? What happens when things go HORRIBLY wrong? Find out what happens when the characters of Steven Universe, plus a few gemsonas, go from heroes and villains, to nerds, bullies, jocks, popular girls, social outcasts, and more at Homeworld High!

Ever wanted to know a-lot about your favorite people, The Crystal Gems?! Well in this book, you can learn many facts about your favorite friends, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl~ and Steven... and more!

A familiar face gives interviews, sneak peaks, and so much more for your favorite hidden camera reality show! If I'm not writing the next chapter of Gem Drama Island, Ill update with a brand new After-Elimination Interview!

The Beach City Residents are forever witnessing the weirdness of the city. Day by day the events start to get weirder. All of them have different feelings towards this weirdness. These are their feelings. These are their stories. *i do not own Steven Universe! All credit goes to creators

It's me, Lapis. Ask me any question that comes to mind. I'm an open book and any question is welcome. It's me! Jasper! Ask any questions or don't! I don't really care either way! It's us! Malachite. Ask us any questions or don't. It won't hurt my feelings but just a little. I do not own Steven Universe!

Imagine Beach City. A normal city, normal people, normal society, a normal school. Or, at least, one can only assume so. Some might say that their school is abnormal because of the people in it. When we use the word "abnormal" to describe Beach City Middle School, we aren't lying. As gems, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Steven, and all the others have a bit of a hard time living normal lives. Whether they're respected or picked on because of their appearance, they all manage to get through... Most of it. The crystal gems, trying to hide their secrets to avoid further investigation, Steven and Connie, trying to live life to the fullest, Lapis and Peridot, trying to uncover as many secrets as possible, and Jasper and her gang, trying to be the best and most loved- and feared. Follow each of their journeys throughout their middle school year, and don't be surprised if it doesn't turn out to be your typical teenfic! ( new chapter every Monday )