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  • hi, I'm mister whiskers (COMING SOOOOOON!!!!)
    18 3 1

    hello wonderful people, as the name above suggests, my name is mister whiskers and I have seen petty homo-sapiens try to write for many years. so, I thought..."why not give this a shot?" read this book of mine to know and enjoy what a cat like me goes through all the time. yes, I can type...any problem? and yes, I ty...

  • Fallen Heroes
    680K 1.1K 8

    The official-unofficial sequel to THE SUPERVILLAIN AND ME! (SPOILERS inside for those who haven't read the first book! The first 5 chapters of book 1 can be found on my profile, as well as links to order a finished copy from any of your favorite retailers!)

  • The Chronicles of Barnia
    171K 6.1K 9

    Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel ri...

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  • A mermaid in the bath
    147K 2.6K 16

    A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

  • Flower Boy | ✓
    149K 6.2K 2

    He put flowers on her doorstep for her birthday. Too bad Nina was allergic to pollen. [ cover made by @incendia- ]

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  • Roommates (REWRITING)
    159M 3M 36

    CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

    Mature
  • The Supervillain and Me (Morriston Superheroes #1)
    1.7M 26.1K 15

    [EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother mo...

  • Pause (Published)
    15.7M 404K 59

    #1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...

  • Flesh
    245K 1.6K 1

    Pearl’s a recluse - she hasn’t left the house in twenty years (no one knows why), and her cousin Eve has avoided her for years. But now Pearl’s mother dies, Eve makes a condolence visit, and Pearl spills out her secret: A wildly passionate relationship she had with a mysterious man one freezing winter’s day. The roman...

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  • ✔ DRUNK words, SOBER thoughts ✖ hemmings au
    6.2M 210K 69

    Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live lif...

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  • My Brother's Best Friend
    64.5M 45.4K 5

    "So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

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  • Balconial Conversations
    2.4M 165K 101

    bal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1

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