Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

Yeah so this explains....

YAYYYYYY I dunno literally oneshots, give me requests like

Melanie is the new girl. She's innocent yet a badass. You two meet and sparks fly. Fluff and kisses.

You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic

This is a sequel to Chocolate Milk. After getting in trouble for defending you at school, Melanie decides to take you out. Welcome to tag, sugary sweets and kisses everywhere you go!

Brendon Urie and his band are on tour in USA and stop for summerfest. As they are preforming, Brendon spots someone in the crowd which he can't keep his eyes off of the entire Preformance. Something puzzled him about this person and wants to meet, but he can't find that person after the show. He looks everywhere and is determined to encounter this mystery person. This person has something special, but their in big trouble. {Includes a little Ryden (;}