three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

[OLD VERSION.] PLEASE be aware that these eight chapters are not up to date. However, I did not want to delete these because they are the original. All new updates will be posted onto the new version, which you can find on my profile. --- What if you had the power to give even the hottest guys at your school advice on love…without them having to know that it’s you? Would you use it for good? At Ana Davis' high school, there's an anonymous person known as Mickey. Mickey helps the students of Duncan High with their problems, which mainly revolve around their love life. Ana never found this "Mickey" person remotely interesting...that is until she unexpectedly finds herself taking the job as the replacement one.

Explains it in the title!! Here's a collaboration between me and my two friends cmaguire and ctoms101 (FAN THEM NOW!) and also my other friends (OFF WATTPAD) about what to DO and NOT TO DO for certain topics. There will be ten original points but, YOU can also give us you're advice to the topics by commenting, then if it is... worthy ;) we will add it to the list!! Try to make them as FUNNY as possible! ENJOY!!! Remember these are for comedy purposes and the rules are not to be taken super duper seriously, please and thank you :) _________ Lord - I wrote this like three years ago and I can now tell some of the content within this could be a tad bit wrong... please excuse younger me - as a repeat from above don't take this seriously, I can tell some people are a bit iffy about certain aspects in the text. PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I am back from a 2 year hiatus and am planning on editing / completing the rest of my works. This book will be edited as there are some things I, MYSELF, do not agree with... so yeah! enjoy - updates will be coming shortly :)

Cover Made By; MyNameIsGoogle Have you ever wished to be famous and dating One Direction? These five girls, Kendell, Rachel, Melissa, Leah, and Haylee never had, and they'll never have to. They've put videos all the time of them singing on YouTube, but when they do a very emotional video, Simon Cowell sees it. What happens when the girls decide that they'll only get the boys killed, so they breakup with them? Will Haylee really learn what the word 'friend' really means? Copyright All Rights Reserved © 2012-2013 XxGingerCharmxX

If I Were A Boy: If I was a boy, maybe, just maybe, I'd see the reasons why you did those things. Nothing: What he had done will leave him with nothing, nothing at all.

She was the person you passed in the hallways; the one you sat next to in class. Who you used to have a crush on. She felt a thousand miles away from you, with her perfect life and her bright future. Then one day she was gone. What had went wrong? You didn't know, until you found a picture album that belonged to her.

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it. When Chloe's parents leave to treat sick children in Cambodia for two weeks, she is forced to stay at her neighbour's house. Her neighbour has a son, and it's Reece Carter. Sneaking out. Parties. Drinks. Hash Brownies. Flirting. Breaking the law...and road trips. Add a few shots of Cupid's arrows and what have we got? No clue. All we know is, it'll be unforgettable.

Christie is the girl that everyone admires. She`s friendly , good-looking, funny, smart... Everything a popular girl should be. But who is she really? And was she always like this? So pretty, so smart, so good at everything? Or does she, like everyone else, have a secret? Is miss perfect not so perfect after all? Because everyone has a secret...but can they keep it?

What if every disney princess and prince were normal kids, and went to highschool together? What if some of your favorite villains and loveable character really existed in their lives? What if you took away all the magic, would everyone still end up together??

I've forgotten everything I used to know apart from a story a friend once told me. Unfortunately I never heard the ending before I died of an illness and now I'm stuck in Limbo, with no idea what to do. I'm just glad Shadow's here to teach me how to use a sword. :)