What if Lily Evans had another sister? What if that sister was a marauder and an animagus? What if she married Remus? And what if she found out Harry was alive when he was in second year and got him from the Dursleys and became a Professor at Hogwarts? *I do not own Harry Potter!* (WARNING: I will not be crossposting this on any other site. If you see this story posted on Quotev PLEASE report them. I've had a lot of problems with people plagiarizing my work.)

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL

more ftm problemsss [don't read if cis]

Headless bodies start appearing in the streets, so cunning Detective Rashida Heyes and her partner have to stop the killer to prevent the apocalypse ***** After bodies start appearing in the middle of the streets, hollowed and headless, Detective Rashida Heyes and her partner, Travis Virgil, are given the case. However, once they dig deeper, meeting the emotionally broken Victor Eccelstone, and realize how heavily the church is involved, Rashida has to acknowledge that this case might be bigger than she had ever imagined. These crimes aren't the act of one man - they're the beginning of the end of the world [[Winner of the 2017 Wattys Storysmith Award]] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels." Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man. Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they? ****************************************** Death By Haggis: What people are saying ... "What are you staring at?" Chelsea Pennybaker "Jay Cutts does for fiction what Dave Barry does for gourmet cooking." St. Louis Blues Dispatch "What more compelling metaphor for life itself could there be than a mysterious white leviathan and the mindless drive of a nearly ruined sea captain to track it down and destroy it? Oh, wait. You mean this book?" Denver Postit "This is one of those books that you know immediately could be an instant classic if millions of people all bought it and liked it and it got a lot of publicity and then they made a movie out of it." George W. Bush "The humor of Edgar Alan Poe, the refined taste of William S. Bourroughs, the punctuation of e.e. cummings. This work contains it all, but I forget on which page." The Milwaukee Braves "If Jay Cutts is not yet [in] an institution, he should be, and soon." Better Homes and Gargoyles "Cut it out, will ya." Chelsea Pennybaker

Unemployed and desperate for money, I turned to the Deep Web looking for work. Instead, I found this. ---- TNT Horror Contest Grand Prize Winner, to be adapted for television! Wattpad Featured Story #20 in horror 3/2/17

There is no hell. There is only unfinished business. This New Year's Eve something shady's going on in the city of Amsterdam. The dead walk the streets, but they're not alone. A teenage witch trapped in the body of a five year old. A deceased rock and roll star with an identity crisis. A librarian with the dress sense of Edina from Absolutely Fabulous. A mysterious entity with the power to influence the weather. And a nanny. All pursued by an assailant with a hell hound as an assistant. Put simply, it's complicated. Combining spine-tingling mystery, suspense, and unforgettable characters, Complicated Blue is an action-packed thrill ride. PUBLISHING UPDATE: ANAIS HAS GONE OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD. THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE NOVEL. THE REST OF COMPLICATED BLUE IS TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE ON WATTPAD IN COMPLIANCE WITH AMAZON KDP SELECT TERMS. THE NOVEL IS AVAILABLE FREE THROUGH KINDLE UNLIMITED OR FOR THE PRICE OF A CUP OF COFFEE ON AMAZON STORES WORLDWIDE. ALSO AVAILABLE IN HARDCOVER AND PAPERBACK. PLEASE CONSIDER SUPPORTING AN INDEPENDENT AUTHOR. Even if you don't purchase the published version of the novel (which would be great!), please leave a review at one of the online stores or on Goodreads. Most of them allow you to do this without buying the book. Every review is important and helps the book reach more readers like you. ANAIS WILL BE REAPPEARING SOON ON WATTPAD IN BOOK 2 OF THE SERIES.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.