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Binge by TylerOakley
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Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.
Speak [ phan ] by phanci
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" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.
But I'm Straight (Phan AU) by phanation
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"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//
Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan by phanci
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Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
Imperfect Is A Better Kind Of Perfect by LizzyT13
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Dan X reader / Phil X reader Yes, you heard me right: through a lucky series of events, you have become close friends with the famous YouTubers Dan and Phil. However, soon you'll become more than friends with one of them. With whom, you ask? That's for you to decide. ~ Suitable for any pronouns (yay)
Five Spies: One Direction by 1dream41d
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One Direction. You know the name, you know the boys. Now experience One Direction like never before. What happens when the only people who can help stop the world from crumbling to pieces is a popular boyband? Watch as the boys get recruited as agents for a top secret agency, go through gruelling training sessions in strength, stealth, espionage, weapons and more. And then try to save the world at the same time as taking on a world tour, and trying not to fall for their female agent colleagues.Boy band by day, undercover spies by night. This is Five Spies: One Direction
Don't Speed On By °~Wally West (Kid Flash) X Reader~° by IAmDawnDagger
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#457 in Fanfiction on April 27, 2016! #54 in Young Justice on June 1st, 2018! #18 in WallyWest on September 1st, 2018! You're so happy! You're best friend has transferred back to school and you have a new friend! Fall is here, the air smells wonderful constantly, you're doing good in school, what could go wrong? When you're old best friend comes back to school a jerk, bullies start to pick on you, and you're new friend gets beat up for speaking up, everything starts to fall. Especially when you learn your new friend is actually a superhero sidekick. Everything seems to be crashing at once, seems to be speeding by faster than you can register it. But you only have one wish for everything: Don't Speed On By (C) cover JustScarletRose
i sleep naked ➸ larry stylinson by uniquelyxlarry
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"you're so small." as if to prove his point, louis squeezed harry tightly in his arms, and harry just scrunched up a little bit, snuggling his head impossibly farther into louis' chest. "my pretty paper doll." and when louis squeezed him again, placing a shaky, yet warm kiss on harry's cold forehead, harry felt his heart feel that way again, he felt love. a soft flutter, that even the most self control in the world couldn't stop. he loved louis. he loved him even though he didn't want to, he really didn't. okay, maybe a little. *** 1ST PLACE IN THE HOLIDAY 2014 BROMANCE AWARDS FOR FAMOUS LARRY STORIES. #2 in Fanfiction #1 in One Direction
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
Game On, Calum hood by minecrraft
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