" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

a collection of phan oneshots i have written over the years ! *some oneshots may cover some pretty dark subjects, however none will include smut bc i'm like 5* please note that these are really bad !! i wrote them a long time ago & am mostly keeping this up for the memories but feel free to read if u want to !! just dont expect anything good lol

[this story is unfinished.] Dan has been having violent outbursts and Phil won't take "I'm fine" as an answer. His outbursts occur more and more every day, and they come to the conclusion that there is something medically/mentally wrong with him. Just one trip to the doctor's office and one diagnosis could change everything. (I'm really bad at writing summaries but please just give this story a try. I'm making it sound bad but it's good I swear...) WARNINGS: Strong language Violence Mentions of abuse Slight (seriously not that much) mentions of sexual content Manic episodes Medical/mental health conditions (I don't know if that should be a warning or not but I'll put it here anyway) Enjoy my lovelies

Looking for tumblr quotes? I have it, A LOT. Having a bad day? Or having a mental breakdown? Or did just break up with your boyfie? Just scroll through the pages and maybe some of them are related to you. So just check it out if you're interested if you're not interested, idgaf. These quotes are not mine, I got them from Tumblr and We Heart It so the credit goes to whoever make it.

Just a book of Instagram captions/quotes.

Quotes from Instagram an tumblr

Just a book filled with things I failed to say

This is a book filled with Tumblr quotes it isn't in any specific oder. It has many different kinds of quotes all kinds. I hope you enjoy reading this book.

Kickthepj added danisnotonfire to the chat Amazingphil: yo Whos dis? Danisnotonfire: hi I'm Dan. Kickthepj: Phil stop talking like you're a gangbanger. Danisnotonfire: nice to meet you Phil :D - Where Dan is added to a groupchat and finds another lil gay boy that takes his interest.

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****