Since I can never completely finish writing actual stories, I've decided to make this wonderful little one shot book. I'll have one shots for things from fandoms that I'm in, and I won't take requests. More information can be found in the chapter labeled 'Introduction.' Thank you! [One shots may vary from PG to PG-13, and maybe a little over 13.] All writing belongs to me, and 'Lindsey' also belongs to me (because she IS me...). All other characters mentioned in this book belong to their respectful owners. Thank you.

I can't believe that I've made 20 of these. Those of you that have read all 20, you deserve a million bucks.

The second rant/life update book of mine. Same rules from the first book apply to this. Rated 'Mature' for the same reasons, as well.

I hope we all know I didn't even try to have this many books. IT JUST HAPPENED. Yes, that is Maka Albarn from Soul Eater on the cover.

I deleted my old rant/life update books to start fresh. So now, I have this. I won't update every day, I've tried before and that never really ended well. My life is kind of boring, for the most part. I mean, I just went to Cedar Point last week, so :) Yeah, you get the main idea. Enjoy :) [This is rated 'Mature' for a few reasons. Adult language will be used and sexual themes may be mentioned.]

I am no longer going to question why I have 24 of these, and still counting. *puts hands up and backs away slowly* I'm done wondering.