"We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad" "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cheshire Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Its a Fremione. What more do I have to say? Well, you asked for it... It involves the Yule Ball, Umbridge, Ron being a git, jealousy plays a huge role, so does Fred being a sweetheart. Oh, and touch of Slytherin. Together, these elements create a delicious read that'll leave you amazed. Jks. NOTE: I've mixed several storylines of the Harry Potter series into this story so excuse me if the order of events don't make sense. NOTE NUMBER 2: I do not own any of the characters or scenarios, this masterpiece is all owned by J.K. ROWLING she is amazing.

"Look at her! Dancing with Krum, of course that's the kind of guy she deserves. I'm nothing compared to him! I'm not some famous Quidditch player or charming. I'm not special at all. I have to face it, I'm just not good enough. " "He looks so happy right now, dancing with her. Why couldn't that be me? When will I learn, I'm not extremely beautiful or anything. I'm not good enough. "

After the ending of Maria and Moonacre, Maria sets out to do everything she can to make the valley once again a happy thriving place and to fix up her relationship with Robin. But when a new visitor comes to make war in Moonacre can Maria keep everything together? Or will she let Robin go because of it? I welcome you to the slightly darker and romantic side of The Secret of Moonacre.

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! If you read this, please add You Know Your A Potterhead 2 into your library because once this story runs out of parts I will start writing on that one :) Happy reading!!!

THE SECRET OF MOONACRE [Stories of Maria and Robin] Apprehension and uncertainty reign in Moonacre Manor after Maria discovers Robin de Noir sneaking through the corridors. With Wrolf at her side, Maria decides to find out what exactly the boy is scheming. "Robin picked flowers he would later weave absentmindedly into Maria's hair." Stories of Maria & Robin│The Secret of Moonacre [Cover designed by myself│Cover graphic licenced under CC BY 4.0]

The "beautiful" story of Hermione and Fred growing into love. Although this takes place over several years, the story jumps forward quite rapidly at first. I hope you enjoy it. It is my first and hopefully not my last. CONINUED ON: www.ohhmywords.com . look for author, Dloveh. Rated PG for minor sensuality including kissing and hand holding.

For Hermione's birthday, Fred will give her anything in the shop for free. What happens when she chooses a bad pygmy puff and will have to work with Fred to make it behave? Will they fall in love or will he let her marry Ron?