Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

This book is officially finished, there will no longer be any more updates. I'm sorry. I mean yeah this was a joke book at first but people seem to really like Kaneki lmao This book if filled with random situations that I would usually make up in dreams or just from old requests :) Also I really like making tragic chapters so be careful with the tissue box~

SECOND BOOK OUT Big Breats? - Check. Short skirt? - Check. Random guy grabbing some boobies? - Check. Pantyshot? - Check. There are some anime cliches out there, that are just... ugh. So here ya go! { First book in the anime-cliche-series }

You will read this book for one of five reasons: 1) You love Anime and were, hence interested by the cover or the title 2) You are bored, you like Anime and decided to kill some time 3) You, in fact, care nothing for Anime but are bored and want to kill time (Why are the two of you so intent on murdering time?) 4) Ciel ordered to Sebastian to make you read this........by any means necessary 5) Kittens. Just, kittens Basically funny, nonsensical, epic rants pertaining to Anime and anything related to it. Done by me in an effort to maybe, make you smile, question your existence and re-evaluate your life choices. (Okay, let's be honest. I probably exaggerated a tad with the funny and epic bit but give it a chance. You might like it.) Actually, you could always not read this book, but then you will forever be plagued with 'What if I had read that book?' So be safe and read it.

The Sohma's are a very special kind of family. If they hug the opposite sex they change into the Zodiac animal. They lived under a curse. The Momoki's are another special family. Exactly like the Sohma's. Except they change into a more rare type of animals. Akari Momoki, thought to be a regular momoki with a special gift, but its far more than that. She is yet to change into any animal. BUT there is one thing no one knows, she has far more dark power than that comes to mind. Not even she has found that power inside her yet. Will she figure out why she has these powers? Why that every several years she gets horrible close-to-death sickness? -Read to find out-