Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

UNDER LARGE SCALE RECONSTRUCTION. DO NOT READ UN-EDITED CHAPTERS ------------------------------------------------------------ "I wish I could just be with you... No exes, no 'friends', no businesses... Just us, no complications. I really wish it." Renee Sadolsky had a perfect life as a successful rich business woman in LA, right up until an invitation to a school reunion appears at her doorstep. Schooled in india, she decides to attend it since she hadn't met her family in a long time. But attending it means meeting a thousand schoolmates, not all of which are good. A boy she had feelings for, a boy she dated, a best friend that hated her... Complicated is just the beginning... But there's still something more. A certain traitor might've not been part of the equation in the first place, and he brings news:Renee never should've come home; but now that she has, the Devil rings his Knell in her ears. NOTE: the school was in India, but the names are American. I know that it's weird, but i'm toD lazy to search for names now. Copyright © 2014 RacoSaraF ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Awesome Trailer by dgm1424 :) Awesome cover by SurvivingDreams :D

(PREVIOUSLY NAMED UNLUCKY 13) Perla has a normal life for twelve years, except the fact that her mother left her at birth and hasn't talked to her since. But on her thirteenth birthday, she meets her mom, Aurora, for the first time. She learns her mom controls the world with four Element Gems. She goes to her mother's castle and meets two other people: her half-sister Zola, and the boy who works with Aurora's magical creatures, Quentin. But when one of Aurora's gems is stolen, the three must go on a magical quest to get it back.

A place in the Huntsdale Circus is nothing but struggle and tears. Pretty Poison, the seventeen year old Poi fire dancer, knows that more than any other. Even so, she could never part with her real-life fantasy. But when a strange woman joins the company, Pretty's life and mind unravel. Deaths and disappearances, horrific nightmares coming to life and a voice only she can hear, Pretty begins to lose hope of the existence she desperately clings to. With symbolic dancing, paranormal horrors, terror and suspense, this book will keep you guessing until the very end... Complete || PG-13 || Horror/Thriller/Paranormal . Trailer: brookieismyname Cover: LifeLustingDreamer Publishing Started: Nov 14, 2012 Copyright © 2013-2014 - All rights reserved.

The love of someone who is always in the heart or soul, and no matter what, even if gone, is there for you

Calvin is dead. But unlike others, his death and afterlife isn't so clean and cut. To be finally free, he needs to hear some tales. The Tales of The Past.

Since young, Briette has been trained to be a swordsman. Using the skills learnt, she follows the orders of her beloved father... disguised as a boy. However, a certain guard is determined to follow her shadows closely and plans to capture her before she succeeds in collecting all the pieces of a magical violin. Will she be able to complete her missions without getting caught? Along the way, she discovers that she is not the only one having on a disguise and has to try to see behind every one of them that appears in front of her, or be tricked.

Journey into the fantasy land of the Wood, where even the smallest adventures change the world forever. Meet Warns, the second brother of the Wood. All he has ever wanted was to go on an adventure. But the King of the Wood, his brother, won't allow it. Until the discovery of the oldest beasts in the land. Danger lurks in the shadows, but who can resist the thrill of adventure? Full of excitement and fun, and if you liked the Hobbit, you'll surely like this!

Paul Cooper is a demigod. Precisely, he's the son of Apollo. Paul goes to a camp for demigods: Camp H.O.O.P., or Heroes of Olympian Parentage. His best friends are Kate Bartholemew, daughter of Poseidon, and Zach Clapton, son of Zeus. When a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere at camp, Paul and his friends are immediately connceted to a mission that will change their lives: the search for the Two Warring Sons of Olympus. Join the demigods on their search!