❝When I met you . . . you're the first person in my life, besides my family, that treated me like a regular human being. You're my first friend and my best friend. I would be lying if I said meeting you wasn't most the most important day of my life. And the one that would end up eventually ruining it.❞-Annalise Martin...
❝You can stop me from talking, but you can't control the bulge that is forming in my pants,❞ He winks as his lips transform into a smirk. ❝And you can't stop me from kicking that bulge.❞ I deadpan watching the smirk slowly disappear. // In which Piper Hart agrees to an anonymous blind date from her delusional b...
A bunch of teenage posts that will either make you laugh until you cry or hate humanity. Just a word of warning, I am an experienced fangirl and if you think there is something wrong with that, then leave now before I rip off your arms and beat you over the head with them. Okay? (you probably wouldn't understand...
