"im sorry, i dont speak english, i speak sarcasm" sarcastic girl meets sarcastic boy. book 1 in the sarcasm series (sarcasm series discontinued) barely any apostrophes and lower case intended.

"im just doing my job, and a little more" barely any apostrophes and lower case intended. IN NO WAY AM I SHIPPING HALSEY AND CALUM JS, I JUST THINK ASHLEY IS UNBELIEVABLY PRETTY AND SHOULD BE THE CHARACTER.

In which a pair of twins learn what love truly means, the hard way. //strong language - maybe triggering to few people//

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.

In every song we listen to, we can always find pieces of us and a person that we can somehow relate on it. So, which song is your life? Find out.

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

Camber has been bullied by Calum Hood for too long, when something unexpected happens, Camber wants to get away, after years and years of bing bullied she can't risk it anymore. 3 years later Calum finds her, but he's different. Is he the Calum she use to know, or has he changed?

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)