Harry Potter isn't happy with his current life so Death offers an alternative. Harry decides to throw do-overs out the window and to live the way he wants when he goes back to where it all began...which includes driving the Dark Lord insane by leaving him presents on his birthday each year while staying out of his grasp, for a while at least. My take on a time-travel fic. Please note that the prologue is different because the story decided to mutate while I wasn't looking. BY GAMBITO

(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic) It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass. Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.

Horror strikes him down where he stands, then. He sways, stumbles to put his back to the living room wall. Harry is woozy in disbelief, watching the two words slashed into his chest in livid red just like the scar on his forehead. 'AVADA KEDAVRA.' He knows those words, the first he can remember, his earliest memory. It feels like he hasn't breathed in minutes. When he comes back to the moment, he finds that perhaps he hasn't. Harry gasps for air like a fish does for water, and doesn't find it. His back has slid down the wall somehow and his hands grip his head, hair clenched in fists. Then he realizes he's actually panting, a ringing in his ears, blocking out whatever it is people are saying to him. Hermione crouches in front of him where he can't possibly miss her, palms settling gently on his knees. "Harry," she's saying. "Harry, it's going to be alright." How? How can it ever possibly be alright again? - In a world where the first words you ever speak to your soulmate appear once both soulmates have turned seventeen, Harry receives a bit of bad news. OR In which Harry fashions himself into a war bride. !Disclaimer! All characters belong to J.K Rowling This story belongs to freakydeakymoonmagic on AO3 Story link here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37337773/chapters/93167971

When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he is livid. He didn't bloody want to join a deadly tournament, but it seems like no one believes him, so he swears a wizarding oath. Now everyone believes him, but he still isn't excused from the tournament. Almost on the point of wanting to give up on his magic, Death interferes because Death's chosen child can't lose his magic. **** ''This is why you are going to be perfect.'' Death almost croons, making Harry blush. ''If you're going with me to train, you will be back in no time. Time travels differently in my realm.'' Harry nods. He suspected something like that. ''Then I will go with you to train. It is only fair. The others are older and have more experience.'' ''Harry, no!'' Dumbledore exclaims, but Harry knows it is too late. Death is already grasping his arm, and then everything turns dark around him. !Disclaimer! All characters belong to J.K Rowling This story belongs to MBlack93 on AO3 link to story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34047913/chapters/84691633

Shen Qingqiu, or rather Shen Yuan, is thrown back to his original world by the System. After years of being a Peak Lord, he doesn't know what to do back in his original body, even wondering whether or not all that had happened in his stay in Proud Immortal Demon Way was just a dream. [originally posted AO3 2021]

Another icy winter has come upon the country of America. Japan was visiting, and was unfortunately stuck in the middle of a snowstorm. The two countries fight for survival for the next week with: McDonalds as their only source of food, America's terrible Christmas singing, Japan's cleaning OCD, and of course extreme boredom. ||DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS HIDEKAZU HIMARUYA|| BoyxBoy content, don't like? Don't read

Ben Drowned and Jeff the Killer, two halves of a whole idiot. They'll argue at any moment over anything, even if it isn't worth the constant yelling. But who'd have thought there was something else behind their endless bickering? •completed• highest rank: #1 in benxjeff

Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic and I hope u enjoy it. This book contains stuff about creepypasta that not may be correct but I don't know everything about them and besides this is a fanfic. Also this book will contain chapters with smut, self-harm, gore and other stuff. Ofc there will be eventual worning at the start of the chapter that will eventually have this kind of content in it. Anyways, hope u'll enjoy this Ticci Toby x Masky fanfiction. Also the cover of the book isn't mine!

Daily Updated|Completed Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are a married couple and both living in Paradise manor,while Xie Lian was at the Puqi Shrine he heard someone crying at the street and he saw a child with no one to go home to so he decided to adopt the child named Wei Ying and Hua Cheng accepted and loved the child "From now on,you're name is Hua Ying, understand?"Hua Cheng told the young child and the child nodded and hugged his fathed "yes a-die but call me Ah-Ying that's what my late parents used to call me after they died"Ah-Ying sajd sadly but Xie Lian hugged him "don't worry,me and your father will protect you"Xie Lian coaxed the child "thank you baba, a-die"the child said nd the three became a family Wei Ying also knows as Hua Ying became the young prince since Xie Lian is the new Heavenly Emperor and Hua Cheng being the Ghost King, everyone in the Heaven and Ghost realms adored and accepted Wei Ying as their young prince WE HAVE ANOTHER STORY AND THIS TIME IT WOULD BE A WANGXIAN AND HUALIAN FANFIC, HOPE YOU'LL SUPPORT THIS AFTER WE FINISH THE STORY 'MY EX IS A SUPERSTAR'

Lan Sizhui was the perfect role model for the new generation of GusuLan disciples. Rumours foretold that he was only third to HanGuang-Jun, who'd been famous for making love with the infamous Yiling Patriarch, Wei Wuxian. But more importantly, the new role model was undoubtedly calm, just like all the previous role models. Sizhui never lost his cool, and had the most irresistible face from all the young handsome men in GusuLan. Furthermore, at his debut, he became Lan Qiren's new favourite disciple, unquestionably enough. He was the perfect cultivating gentlemen. He was fine, yes, fine indeed. BUT, one tsundere-like male cultivator had to differ. And that cultivator was Jin RuLan, otherwise known as Jin Ling-the younger version of the Jiang sect's leader, Jiang Cheng. He was known for spouting utter nonsense at people he despised, such as breaking their legs and feeding them to his dog, Fairy. If there was any person he'd choose to feed to his dog, it'd be Lan Sizhui. Jin Ling liked to think of them as arched nemesis', but never got the courage to admit it. Albeit everyone thought of Jin Ling as nothing more than a nuisance, Sizhui had found subtle interest in the troublesome cultivator. They met at the Cloud Recesses for a new session of learning with Lan Qiren, with many cultivators from different sects joining to become more skilled. At first sight, Sizhui was hooked onto the troublemaker, and his curiosity couldn't fly any higher. What would happen if their relationship of arched nemesis' evolved? And it was something greater than ever? ========== Cover doesn't belong to me! The top fanart is by @jinglebeam on twitter. The owner of the bottom image is unknown.