❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a flirty meme-loving dork.

Peyton Montgomery is blessed -or cursed; depending on how you view it- with seven older brothers. Well, technically she is two minutes older than her twin, Sebastian. All of her brothers are extremely protective of their baby sister, to the point where she can't even look her first kiss in the eye any more! Needless to say, Peyton is struggling to find a guy to stick around long enough to date. Stupidly, she finds herself drawn to none other than her brother's best friend. This cannot end well. Especially considering that her new interest, Elijah Antonelli, is known around town as 'bad news', her brothers will simply not allow her to date the local bad boy. Things are about to get really interesting...

Audrey Kepler wants to breathe, to run, to live. It should be a given, after all, a gift everyone receives at birth. The day she gets on the bus is the day she finally admits to herself that being alive and living are two separate things. And Audrey wants to live. When she meets Eli Davis, a mysterious, quiet, and timid boy, she assumes that they are opposites. But, they are more similar than she could have ever imagined. Eli wants to live, he thinks. He at least wants to taste what it's like before he decides. She was the sun; warm, bright, radiant, and full of the purest light. He was the stars; distant and scarce, yet fascinating and effervescent if you took the time to look closely enough. They seem so different at first glance, the sun and the stars, but they are just alike.

Growing up in a world related to everything Potter, Libby Rowling decides that she has had enough. Ready for a change, she packs her bags and embarks on her journey to the states. Her plan blows up when she meets Mason, a Harry Potter fanatic who might just turn her world upside down. [#31 short story 1.23.14]

Beautiful cover created by My_Sweet_Paradise She has Leukemia. He is an underground fighter. He is fighting to be free from his past. She is fighting to live.

*Featured Wattpad Story* ❝As they say, opposites attract.❞ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ ▪ Daniel Mormon is the luckiest person alive. Without even trying, he gets girls, grades, and attention everywhere he goes. Nothing seems to touch him, and it doesn't seem like anything bad is about to happen to him anytime too soon. Harriet Benchman is, to put it nicely, miserable. Her mom and dad despise eachother, she has no friends, and her grades are as good as popcorn and ketchup put together (bad, you didn't get the analogy). The only thing she attracts is rainy days. They both abhor each other. One is perfect, the other is disastrous. So when they are forced to compete in a dance competition together, the only things that will come out of it will be total annihilation (or so they think), and some sweet moves. All Rights Reserved © 2016 grammatically (WARNING: cliche and incredibly fetus)

Is this Greyson Hollister? I think I have your book. ---- kinda cliché dialogue story, because why not. anything can happen when you call ---- 3rd Place in Humor with The Little Sanguine Awards 2nd Place in Humor with The Sweet Awards 1st Place in Teen Fic/Humor with The Stella Luna Awards Ignore the 'Ongoing' sign because I've attempted to mark it complete several times and glitches. cover made with canva.com, photo credits to whoever owns them unless otherwise stated.

→ SPIN OFF TO FLIRTLINE BLING When Isaac accidentally calls a local pizzeria, he meets Jenny, a sarcastic and witty girl, as perfect for him as you can imagine. Amidst late night conversations and constant bickering, can they become anything more than two bored people who call each other everyday? And more importantly, can love be found on the other end of the line, again? [Highest Rank : #3 in Short Story as of 26.9.16] cover by - @crookednights

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