Welcome fellow demigods to the book of jokes about demigods, headcanons, pictures, and stuff about our favorite author... E.B. WHITE!!! Maybe it was Rich Rioran.... *COMPLETED. NEXT BOOK IS CALLED The Book of Dam Laughters

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

Director Fury has a problem and it comes when he teams up with Loki in an effort to pay back the Avengers. With a spell the earths mightiest heroes become children again and forget their entire lives until that age. Now they have Steve an asthmatic, Bruce with a baby Hulk, Tony wanting to know where his parents are, Thor not remembering Midguard, Clint only remembering Barney and a child Natasha when she is supposed to be in the Red Rooms. Want to know Fury's even bigger problem? Loki got caught in his own spell and now Fury, Coulson and Hill have to play parents.