The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Hi guys its me miranda and here is my ask miranda book. I am so ecited for this. ask me questins and i miht anser them!

This is my own sequel to Girl Online. The original Girl Online was written by the famous internet personality, Zoe Sugg. In this book, Noah Flynn makes a big decision that changes both Noah's life and Penny's. Things get a bit more serious between them; Elliot doesn't seem too happy about that. He decides to tell Penny how he truly feels about their relationship; which affects Elliot's and Penny's close friendship. That leads on to Elliot, bestfriend-less, going bonkers.

Do u wan to bee lick me? a bootiful, inenpentant lady? than reed my booc to helf u bee a beter persin in dis worlde ful of porn and disusting things! Cus dis worled needs selp helf! (This is not actually Miranda/Colleen's book- I just wanted to have a little fun! So I just wanted to write what I think would be in Miranda's book!)

When Harry Potter finds out that the Wizards aren't the only magical beings on earth and that Demigods exists well he is in for a BIG surprise