The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk. Vaguely (well perhaps more than vaguely) homosexual chaos ensues.

When it's too dark to see, all you really need are those little lights to see clearly again. Little lights that can change a life in ways Phil can only dream of. (Phan) This story was co-written with PartTimeStoryteller. It was fun and insane so check her out :3