"Me name is Uther Blood-beard, and yer pansies are 'bout to read me story of how I saved the world of Atatam, drink a wee bit o' booze, and fancy me-self a brawl or two. In other words, yer will be readin' 'bout me life, and there is never a dull moment. If yer ain't readin', then yer be thick in the head, as this story will blow yer minds, aye!" Thanks Uther, very creative. This book has the lore of dungeons and dragons. So if you've read books, or seen films such Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, or even the BBC One series: Merlin, then I can assure you readers that this is a story you wouldn't want to miss out on reading. This story is about creation and destruction, told through the eyes of our one-of-a-kind Scottish (Uther: "Thanks for the compliment lad."), drunkard, washed up warrior: Uther Blood-beard. (Uther: "Ey, I heard that yer wee scavenger!") Warning: This is a very dwarven story, so expect a lot of dwarven related content, such as bloody good bar fights included in almost every chapter. And possibly a [very] angry dwarf. Note: They say not to piss off small people ...My girlfriend included

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Niall Horan - One boy, one story but thousands of secrets. Is he just the cute Irish boy or is there more than just this? But there's Harry Styles, the mysterious boy too.. I loved Niall but fascinated Harry.. Which one would I chose?