Dwarven Chronicles: The Torn World of Atatam
"Me name is Uther Blood-beard, and yer pansies are 'bout to read me story of how I saved the world of Atatam, drink a wee bit o' booze, and fancy me-self a brawl or two. In other words, yer will be readin' 'bout me life, and there is never a dull moment. If yer ain't readin', then yer be thick in the head, as this s...