I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

i wrote this when i was 10. idk why you'd want to read it because it's sucks highkey but whatevs ig now with commentary from 2019! you can all suffer with me on this journey. or you can just not read it. take a wild guess on which i'd advise you to do

Avery Pearson's eighteenth birthday is not going how she imagined it to be. The bills are increasing, while her mother's health is deteriorating, and to top it all off she is now officially homeless. With no where to go and no idea what to do, Avery packs up their sparse belongings and rents a room at a local motel, where she finds a baby wandering down the corridor. Only this is no ordinary baby, it's Baby Lux. As in, One Direction's Baby Lux, Baby Lux. When Avery's offered a once in a lifetime deal she knows she can't refuse, will she be willing to leave her mother behind, just so she can pay the medical bills and build a new life? And how will the boys react to the newcomer on tour with them? Who knows? A lot can happen when you're babysitting Baby Lux...

A girl gets picked up into a whirlwind when she starts to babysit the avengers as toddlers. The picture on the title page doesn't belong to me.

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

The cute and loving Xiumin we all know is actually a fake. He is actually a rude and incompetent man, EXO members have no choice but to hide this side of him. But he one day finds himself inside a dog's body! Is this the karma that he deserves from all his evil deeds or is this simply bad luck? Who would have thought that the impossible was actually possible?! All Rights Reserved. Copyright © KimchiiDesu Please do not plagiarize or copy the storyline. Don't forget to vote, comment and follow! :-)

Journey Durant's father warned her, "Someday you'll have to lie in the bed you've made." But she didn't believe him... until now. She has just received news that her ex-boyfriend is about to be released from prison, and this reformed bad girl can't shake the feeling that her troubled past is coming home with him. The town of Emerson, Georgia has forgiven and forgotten her involvement in the most publicized tragedy in the town's history, but only because of her three-year absence, her prominent Southern Baptist family, and her marriage to the closest thing her small town has to a superhero. Bullets and emotions fly, leaving Journey to realize that no matter what penance she has done for her past, the mistakes of her youth still carry unpaid penalties. The Wattpad version of The Bed She Made is dedicated to my niece, @neondark.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

I was forced into a marriage of my parent's choosing. Strapped down and saddled to a man who only cared about himself. I couldn't force myself out of the marriage because I had made a stupid move by signing a contract that I never knew about. Now here I was expected to pretend to be a very happy wife to one of Miami's ex-players or not so ex since he still was a player in our marriage. Confused and young Samantha never expected for her life to have a dramatic twist when her parents told her one night that she was to marry Devin Maker, a young infamous businessman. But what happens when two young adults are thrown into a marriage along with drama on each side. Will the pot sizzle with drama as events from their past become part of their present lives? #1 ChickLit 7/28/15 Disclaimer~ There are many grammar issues in the story that I have yet to fix. If that bothers you then I advise you to wait until I edit the chapters. If that is not a problem with you at all then happy reading. I will also be rewriting each chapter slowly.