"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Swimmer problems and stuff only swimmers will understand

Maybe at the end of the day we could go home. If only we could find it, right? Or are we just restless souls, supposed to wander in eternity? I found my home where at least expected it. But they found me again. And the world is in danger again. And if I don't fight for it, there will be no place to return to. And because fates twist and turn, lives begin and end, people come and go, hearts break and heal, we have to face a new challenge, one that could kill us on the spot. Friendly advice. Don't put the weight of the world on a few human hearts. Especially the ones that are slowly approaching their breaking point.

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Slow Updates (if at all..)

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I've been searching for other people here on Wattpad who have this condition called synesthesia. If you don't know what it is, read to find out, and you may be surprised if you are to find that you have it. If you do, join me in the comments to discuss how our worlds differ :D

Top things that only swimmers will understand, reasons why we swim, problems that we have, and that annoying kid that you always get stuck with in your lane.

This is my first "story" on here so please give me a little support ( if you want to I always want to know your true a pinion so yup.) This will be a series of poems, it might take a while for it to get a lot of poems in it, so PLEASE be patient. Thank you -MACEE

This is just some things that I found on Tumbler about Little Swim Things!!! Some of them are mine but mostly from Tumbler!!! I hope you enjoy!!!