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Contact with another civilisation is at stake but no one brought a hanky............

Superheroes and Supervillains fight it out in the rainy city. A serial killer is on the loose and has just killed the girlfriend of homicide Detective Brandon Carpenter, but something more twisted, terrifying and important grips the city than this...

Captain Humboldt Granger is running out of time! Across the deserts of Egypt and through the streets of Victorian England, he is running from ancient tombs to the hangman's noose. All to get back into the arms of the love of his life, Jessica. Henry had always hated him and would stop at nothing to steel Jessica's heart from him with lies and deceit. In the squalor of Victorian England Granger's life and those around him would change for ever! (Take a cup full of Indiana Jones and a cup full of Sharpe "no relation, I think" and you get Captain Granger. An historical adventure romance)

Laura, being a doctor, supplies most of her time to the preservation or at least lengthening of the lives of her unfortunate cancer victims. She adores her career, and each of her patients admires her deeply. That's not the case for Walter Scott, a man who came to Laura with a brain tumor. Being the harsh, inconsiderate man that he is, Walter fashioned a settlement with Laura, which turned her life upside down. Who will fall for who within this complex jumble of a relationship? Will Laura's hatred towards Walter gradually fade away and be substituted with love? Will Walter's stiff, frozen heart soften for the kind, innocent Laura? Read to find out Cover by: @baneen121

Grand-commander Morath is dead, and the fragile peace between the Order of the Plains and their former allies in the northern mountains is close to breaking. The knights of Klinberg, riders of the madriel pride, are preparing themselves for the High-tourney, where the new Command of their Order will be decided, and with it, the future of hostilities. But this year the contest for the Orders' leadership will not be settled in the jousting ring. Four children will play a part in its outcome. Grifford and Tahlia Layne; brutish son and wayward daughter of the Order's finest Pride-commander, Maddock Jonas, a farm-boy who has heard his future told by a voice from the vault-weed, and Dakskansia, an Engineer's daughter, imbued with strength and intellect but not with courage. Their actions will set them on a course that will shape both the future and the past, but before they can do that, they must overcome their enmity towards one another.