So Ashton's going on a road trip with his friend, Calum, and he invited me to tag along. Being the adventurous shit I am, I said yes, but I wouldn't have if I knew that Luke Hemmings was going as well. God, I hate that guy, and the feeling's mutual. Why does that annoying brat have to come along? And Ashton and Calum expect us to be friends? Yeah, right. There's no chance that Luke Hemmings and I, Michael Clifford, are ever going to get along. WARNING: Smut Cover: _Jikko Other pairing(s): Cashton (minor) Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou

"hola mi nombre es calum" "are you taking the piss?"

"fag!" "freak!" "queenie." "did you just call me queenie?" "yes babe, you're my queen."

"Want anything to drink?" "AB positive sounds pretty good, if you have any."

so·cial net·work / noun / a network of social interactions and personal relationships. 2014 all rights reserved © -ymas-

“i wanna punch him in the face” “don't you mean in the mouth with your mouth?” “yeah that too, but i wanna punch him in the face first”

Luke was fed up of being lonely, so he went out and brought a kitten hybrid named Michael. They had a normal owner/pet type relationship and it was just them against the world, until they met Ashton and his puppy hybrid Calum.

"And why the hell do I need to know the answer of y² - x³ = 432?" "Well, because if you solve it, I'll kiss you." © copyright - all rights reserved -lhemmingsdaily & lashtonfluff

'I dare you not to talk for a whole week.' "What? No, I can't do that." 'Your time starts now.' "But-" 'Shut up, Luke.' //all rights reserved © ashtonsos and story idea credit to SS_Larry98 twenty-fourteen