Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Unknown Number: Dear Alyssa, hi. Me: What? Me: Who the fυck are you? In which a stalker texts, a girl learns to trust and the rest of the world watches on and waits for explosions.

(Beauty and the Beast) Thistle's brothers left to fight a terrible beast. When they don't return, she sets out to kill the beast herself, but there is more to him than she expects. She must find a way to free her brothers, the only family she has left, but can she break the beast's stone heart when she is losing her own? Once upon a time...

A journey into the world of magical creatures through the eyes of a small boy.

When a mysterious curse threatens to transform everyone into shadowy demons, a magical eleven year-old girl must travel to a sunken city ruin-fighting pirates, monsters, and an undead sorcerer along the way-to find a weapon that can save her world. Silver Medal Winner for best pre-teen ebook at the 2013 Moonbeam Children's Book Awards.

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