My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE STORY OF VICTOR HUGO'S LES MISERABLES TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS PARODY OF IT. I did not write the story of Les Miserables. That was Victor Hugo. He created all of the characters I am using in my story. I just changed they're names a little bit so that they are more modern. Also, I am using some of the lyrics from the musical which were written by Herbert Kretzmer, but I am changing some words to fit the scenario. As you can see, I'm a big fan of the musical Les Miserables so I decided to write the story of Les miserables that takes place in the modern time. (or at least closer to the present than the French revolution!) This is supposed to be sort of funny (or maybe only funny to me-I have a weird sense of humor.) Also, the lines and the plot are going to be really (and I mean really) cheesy and you are going to recognize most of them from the muscal. Even though the real thing is really sad, this is supposed to be a comedy(somewhat.) And nobody dies!!!! YAY!!!

So this is random but yeah I'm bored so I'm gonna try this writing thing. Hope you all like it!

Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, this book is for you. Because it seems to me like that is the case for some people. Not all books are going to be entirely unique, but sometimes there needs to be a balance between both sides. And I'm here to help you find it. If there are 500 words in a chapter, can you spot the clichés?

Celina lived in what she thought was a fantasy world until it was ripped away from her. Those Saturday night sleepovers with best friends, those Friday night movies, those after-school homework binges that were just that much better with company, those times when life was carefree, all gone. But Celina got a chance to start over when she started high school. No more left over feelings, no more haunting thoughts; just your average high school drama. It's a clean slate, right?