[COMPLETE | AU] Zayn works at Walmart. He hasn't had a boyfriend or even been on a date in forever. He's hounded all the time by his mother to find someone and now that his older brother is getting married, the pressure is on. Zayn wants to find someone, but its hard considering what happened to him in the past. He's then forced in finding someone when his mother sets him up on a blind date. Something happens the night of the date. Something that causes him to hire Liam Payne to be his date for his brother's wedding. Something that turns out to the best decision he's ever made. (Won 3rd place in the Summer Bromance Awards 2015) Warning: Contains strong language and mature scenes. © 2014 by guardianzayngels

"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"