Contrary to the title, Calumlandia! is not all about Calum.

Sam Madison (Luke Hemmings) is a hit with The Papers, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Ryan Thomas (Calum Hood), the ex-boyfriend of alpha Paper Jeannie Everhet (Michael Clifford). cakeclifffo © 2015

The title says Joker and 5sos AU, but the story contains characters from every fictional land thought of. Follow Joey's wack mind through the 'Once Upon a Time Psychiatric Institution.'

In a world where fan fiction dominates all. One girl meets five boys in very stereotypical way. What first? Carrots or spoons? Mirrors or food? Find out in That Typical 1D Fanfic.

{PARODY - JOKE. Because we've all read at least one of these in our lives and have wanted to pull our hair out.} Hi, Im Helvetica but my friends call me Veti. I met the one Direction boys when i was working at starbucks. each one gave me there numbers but i don't know which to call! I also have a bad past that I dont tell anyone bout. but ever since those five minutes with the boys happened... ive begun to trust... BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M PREGNANT! Yeah, and when the baby comes out after two weeks of being preggo in the eggo, I DONT KNOW WHICH FATHER IT IS. Who's gonna be the baby daddy of my baby? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!