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Maddie was 15 when she first attended Hogwarts. She would have been at Hogwarts her first year, but The Ministry of Magic couldn't locate where she had been living. The family that adopted her went to Amerirca, to try to escape the Ministry, but alas, magic brought her home. When she arrived at The Burrow, she was greeted by Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Fred and George. As they all grew closer, Maddie fell head over heels for Fred, who of course liked her back. But one day in the library, she discovers a book about her history. She's shocked to find dark family secrets that were meant to be kept a mystery. When she arrives at Hogwarts, she discovers that not only her magic was different, but so was her real family. Her father was killed tragically, but her mother was still alive. She wants to meet her mom, but discovers that she works for You-Know-Who. Terrified, she goes to Dumbledore, who reveals more secrets about her hidden past. As she continues her life at Hogwarts, she contiuously has to avoid death, trouble, and danger, which all seem to be chasing after her.

Delaney Black. The daughter of non other than Sirius Black. This year she goes to Hogwarts and discovers things about her father, herself and her family. This year she also finds love and friendship. Follow her on her journey. I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. I DO HOWEVER OWN DELANEY BLACK AND ANY OTHER CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T FROM THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER STORY. © Copyright - All Rights Reserved

16 and kicked out of his home, life doesn't look too good for Seamus Finnigan. Can an unexpected helping hand, an emotional roller coaster of a Christmas feast and confessions which are long since overdue turn it around for the better? As Seamus spends Christmas with Dean, he learns that family doesn't always mean being related by blood and home sometimes isn't a place, but a person that holds your heart instead. CONTENT WARNING: HOMOPHOBIA SWEARING MILD VIOLENCE

Jessica Wallwirt has lived with her mother for the past 11 years until one day her mother snaps and sends her to live with her father, none other than the cruel potions master himself - Severus Snape. Jessica finds herself at Hogwarts surrounded by new friends. Her power is growing every day. Growing up in the Muggle world hasn't stunted her power at all. She excels at everything in life it would seem (except maybe Herboloy). Along with her new friends come new adventures for them all to share such as trying to unravel the mystery behind who is trying to steal the Sorcerer's stone. But is that the only mystery at Hogwarts or is more going on?

This is story that I wrote when I was 11, I was really bad at English and writing but I keep this book published for those who think they're bad at writing. To go through and point out all the mistakes I've made, it works for me, hopefully it'll work for you as well. I'm not perfect like my brother, and I'm not a diamond, I'm Cristal. This is my life, my confusing life.

Riley Wood is Oliver Wood's "little sister" or so that's what everyone at Hogwarts knows her as, however. Riley Wood is actually Samantha Riley Daxton, the daughter of Johnathan Daxton-a former death eater. Riley Wood is in love with a certain Fred Weasley who doesnt know who she really is, and for good measure. Follow Riley as she tries to hide the truth from a boy who would do anything for her.