in which she suspects that he's cheating, so she hides all of valuables to make him remember their past and forget his present | 51 in short story | 704 in fanfiction | © impediment 2014-2015

her paint dries quickly, unlike their love

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

"She makes me sick, and I make her feel like an exploding soft drink... I'm not sure how anyone could be more compatible than that."

in which your soulmates initials are tattooed on your left wrist.