Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Just wondering, Shoemaker. Are you going to tell your parents? Or should I?" When I was little, I was terribly afraid of heights. One day, in a bleak attempt to rid me of this, my father climbed onto the roof of our one story house with me on his back. I may have been hyperventilating, but otherwise I was doing well- until my foot slid across the shingles. It was only a foot or two that I moved, but my heart stopped. Right now, I feel like I've slid ten feet down the roof of my house on a bitterly cold day. "Because, last I remember, aren't they kind of conservative?" he continues. August is a 16-year-old closeted bisexual girl. When a girl moves in next door, her calm life is slightly shaken, and then turned upside down. Because she isn't just any girl next door: Emily is a gorgeous, red-haired, baseball-playing, fully out-and-proud lesbian. When the two girls grow close, things begin to change in their small town. ***Cover made by Emmy07*** (FICTION) (ROMANCE) (HUMOR) (GIRLxGIRL) (GIRLxBOY) (C) 2012 S.W. Stromberg. All Rights Reserved.

(Seducing Drake Palma Book 2) "Hindi na ako magpapadala sa 'yo, Drake. You're just going to make me fall then smash me into pieces once again." It's been four years since Alys graduated from St. Claire's High. And by now, naka-move-on na siya mula sa first serious relationship niya no'ng high school. She now has a man who treats her like a princess, the man who has helped her pick up the pieces of her broken heart-si Tripp. Her feelings are secure and her life is full once again. Or so she thought. Ano ang gagawin niya ngayong siya naman ang hinahabol ng isang Drake Palma at hinihingan ng isa pang pagkakataon? Pilit iiwasan at tatakbuhan ni Alys si Drake. Pero masusubok ang kanyang tatag kung hanggang kailan niya mapaninindigan ang desisyon niyang to forget and let go of that once in a lifetime epic love.

PUBLISHED BOOK. Book 1 (128 pages) Book 2 (256 pages) Book 3 (104 pages) Book 4 (160 pages) Book 5 (160 pages) COPYRIGHT © 2014 by Life Is Beautiful Printing Corp. You can grab your copy now at all Precious Pages stores, National Bookstores and other bookstores nationwide. "If you can't afford to lose, don't even think of playing the game." Love is a game. May nananalo at may natatalo. Nasa sayo na iyon kung paano mo lalaruin. Kailangan mo lang lumaban ng patas pero minsan, kailangan mo din na mangdaya. Pero ito lang ang tatandaan mo, hindi lahat ng lumalaban ng patas ay nanalo at hindi lahat ng nandadaya ay nananalo. Ikaw? Handa ka na bang sumabak sa laro ng pag-ibig? Book 2 is also completed. Check out "Game of Love 2: Still in Love"

PUBLISHED UNDER POP FICTION BOOKS "I'm breaking up with you, Gab." Tapos na ang kontrata. Hindi na boyfriend ni Gab si Gatorade at ni Dominique si Marcus. Pero doon na nga lang ba natatapos ang lahat? Mawawalan na ba sila ng koneksyon sa isa't isa kung kelan may sumusulpot ng romantic bone sa loob ni Alexa? O may gagawa ng paraan para magkita muli sila? Pero teka. . . may isa pang kumukulit sa romantic bone niya. Para kanino nga ba ang bathump bathump at doki doki ni Gab?

Now a published book under Pop Fiction || Summit Media ♥️ Go grab a copy! Si Hope ay isang simpleng babaeng may gusto kay Enzo, part ng TRES GWAPITOS na kinabibilangan nina Enzo, Mico at Bryle. Isang araw, nakuha niya ang planner ni Enzo kung saan nakalagay lahat ng mga plano niyang gawin araw araw. Magiging close ba sila ni Enzo dahil sa planner? Saan at kanino nga ba talaga papunta ang 100 Steps To His Heart? :)