The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

Meet Diana Gomez,A Shy,Smart 17 Year Old. She Likes Jake Perez But he will never go for her.So when her best friend comes up with a plan she goes for it. Until she finds out that the guy that's was going to help her was Blake Andrews. Meet Blake Andrews a Badass 18 year old. All guys want to be his friend and all the girls want to be his girlfriend. But the BadBoy only has eyes for a little shy girl that has eyes for someone else. So when his best friend told him about the plan that him and his girlfriend came up with he knew he had to win her over before it was to late. Will Diana get the boy she wants or find someone better ? *Completed*

Takes place at the beginning of Neverseen when Sophie and Fitz are walking towards the gelato stand, but here, a girl stops them and tells them about the Keeper of the Lost Cities book series! Chaos and humor ensues, along with quite a bit of Sophitz. Also, I refuse to accept the ending of Neverseen. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except the ones I create. All similar themes and characters belong to Shannon Messenger.

Sophie is in level 7. She is old enough to sign up for match making. She gets it and is kind of shocked on who is on the list. Who will she pick? Once she starts getting attached to three boys, she goes on a date with each of them. Then one day she finds out she is pregnant. Whose the father? Who will she marry and start her future with? It is becoming the future.

The wizarding world's Golden Trio is going back to Hogwarts for one last year to redo their nightmarish seventh year. Suddenly the bad boy, Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy is falling head over heels for our Gryffindor Princess, Hermione Granger! How did that happened? Will Hermione fall for him too? And will their be something special between them? And how will Harry and Ron react? Follow Hermione and Draco's life back in Hogwarts for the last time.

Draco wants to use truth potion on Hermione, so she will spill the secrets of her heart... Which leads to A true Dramoine adventure

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her his wife if he didn't want his least favorite cousin to run Maxfield Industries. Charlotte's instinct was to say HELL NO! but she's stumped by a few obstacles: 1.) His old man Martin Maxfield is dear to her heart and has been recently deteriorating in health. 2.) She gets a million dollars if she stays married to Brandon for a year. 3.) She would rather like the opportunity to teach the attractive but awfully rude man a few lessons he didn't think he needed from a 'teenage gold-digger' which was his term of endearment for her on their first date-er, business meeting. So what's a girl got to do, right? Sure, she's young and a little rough around the edges but there's something her would-be husband didn't know about her yet-she's nothing like he ever expected. Thrust into the glitzy world a standard-issue Mrs. Maxfield would fit perfectly and rule with impeccable social grace, Charlotte will either have to force herself into the mold or break free of it, risking what little she has left for everything that she can gain. *** Copyright © 2014 by Nina Tippett. All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Nina Tippett. This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Images, music and videos used in the cover art and any of the multimedia content posted in this story are the sole property of their respective owners.

She always knew who she was and never tried to be anything else; that was the beauty of her. But then two people show up at her doorstep and she finds that all that she was didn't really exist. Hermione Granger was a complete lie. With secrets of a daunting past revealed, she's thrown into a world that never wanted her, and even into the arms of a boy that always hated her.

Its been five years since the war. Five years since the terrible tragedies occurred. Five years since Harry Potter, along with Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, saved the Wizarding World. Everything had settled down, and life was perfect. Until Hermione's world began to unravel, that is. Hearts will be broken. A Malfoy will fall in love. Surprises are waiting, impatiently, around the corner. Friendship will be tested. Betrayals are abound. Reader, you have been warned. Enter at your own risk. A Dramione Fan Fiction Based off of "Simply Irresistible."

The ministry enacts a marriage law to repopulate after the war. Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy. Will this ever be a love, not hate-filled relationship? Dramione!